North Korea Is Not Just All About Nuclear Weapons – 8 Facts That Will Blow Your Hair Back!

Surprisingly they do have elections every five years, but only one name appears on the ballot. You can, however, put someone else’s name on the ballot, but you have to do so with zero anonymity.

Trump likes this guy’s style.

The government recruits 2,000+ attractive women as part of a ‘Pleasure Squad’ who provide entertainment and sexual services for top officials.

At least our elected officials hire independent contractors and help stimulate the economy.

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Possessing Bibles and distributing pornography may have to a Death Squad.

Pleasure Squads and now Death Squads. In fact, they are known for executing dozens of people in public stadiums.

Selling and using marijuana is legal, they even promote it as a healthier alternative to tobacco.

So they may kill you for being spiritual, or sexual, but they do encourage bong hits. Okay, got it.

North Korea follows a “three generations of punishment” rule; if you get sent to prison, your kids + you + your parents + your grandparents are sent to work with you. Isn’t that four generations?

And we think our justice system isn’t fair. Damn.

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A night image of China, North Korea, and South Korea was taken by NASA and illustrates the complete lack of electrical power in North Korea.

This picture tells you everything you need to know about how ‘powerful’ of a nation they are, they can’t even keep the lights on. Even a broke college kid in America can do that.

Little Kim Jong-un was caught with a bondage magazine back in grade school in an expensive private school in Switzerland.

He attended Liebefeld School and got caught with a bondage magazine in his school bag.

Kim Jong-il learned to walk and talk before 6 months of age and has the ability to control the weather by his moods, according to the official government-released biography of his life.

Also, a star in the sky came into existence on his day of birth. I thought I was special.

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